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 2 girls nag-aaply ng work. 1 matalino, 1 bobo
 Matalino: Buti ka pa natanggap. Ano ba'ng ginawa mo?
 Bobo: Wala. Nung nag-fill up me ng form, nilagay ko sa Sex, sure.

magkamali rin kaya ako?

4 frnds at party.
After drinks, 1 of d men had 2use d restroom remainin talkd bout der kids.

1 man: My son started workin at company. Now he's d president of company. He became so rich dat he gave his bst frnd a Mercedes 4his bday.
2 man: My son started workin in big airline, den became partner in d company. He's so rich he gave his bst frnd brand new jet 4his brthday.
... 3 man: My son became an enginr. and is now a multimilionr. He gav bst frnd 30,000 sqr ft mansion.

Just as d 4th man returnd 4m d restroom n askd: "Wat discusion goin on?
1 of them said: V wer talkin success of our sons. Wat bout your son?
4th man: My son is gay and makes livin dancin as a stripr at a nytclub.
3 friends: What a shame..!
4 man: No,I'm not ashamd. He's my son n I love him n he hasn't done too bad either. His brthday was 2 weeks ago, n He recvd a beautiful 30,000 sqr ft mansion, brand new jet n Mercedes frm his 3 boyfriends...!!! :D:D

magkamali rin kaya ako?

hahahaha

4 frnds at party.
After drinks, 1 of d men had 2use d restroom remainin talkd bout der kids.

1 man: My son started workin at company. Now he's d president of company. He became so rich dat he gave his bst frnd a Mercedes 4his bday.
2 man: My son started workin in big airline, den became partner in d company. He's so rich he gave his bst frnd brand new jet 4his brthday.
... 3 man: My son became an enginr. and is now a multimilionr. He gav bst frnd 30,000 sqr ft mansion.

Just as d 4th man returnd 4m d restroom n askd: "Wat discusion goin on?
1 of them said: V wer talkin success of our sons. Wat bout your son?
4th man: My son is gay and makes livin dancin as a stripr at a nytclub.
3 friends: What a shame..!
4 man: No,I'm not ashamd. He's my son n I love him n he hasn't done too bad either. His brthday was 2 weeks ago, n He recvd a beautiful 30,000 sqr ft mansion, brand new jet n Mercedes frm his 3 boyfriends...!!! :D:D

wahahaha...what a coincidence hihihi

"People these days are too fake. They say "I'm always here for you!" Bitch please! Give me a break."
- Unknown

Haahahahaha....

  Just noticed these 2 pix in Recent Posts. One immediately following the other.

during our chocotour with faye yesterday..

this is it!...ka sweet ba gabii oist


thanks art!...mag matron napud ta este patron napud pohon diay..higsgut man gud ka og 58 y.o gabii, na matron na nuon....ahahaha!

Hindi sinadya!!!!!  

4 frnds at party.
After drinks, 1 of d men had 2use d restroom remainin talkd bout der kids.

1 man: My son started workin at company. Now he's d president of company. He became so rich dat he gave his bst frnd a Mercedes 4his bday.
2 man: My son started workin in big airline, den became partner in d company. He's so rich he gave his bst frnd brand new jet 4his brthday.
... 3 man: My son became an enginr. and is now a multimilionr. He gav bst frnd 30,000 sqr ft mansion.

Just as d 4th man returnd 4m d restroom n askd: "Wat discusion goin on?
1 of them said: V wer talkin success of our sons. Wat bout your son?
4th man: My son is gay and makes livin dancin as a stripr at a nytclub.
3 friends: What a shame..!
4 man: No,I'm not ashamd. He's my son n I love him n he hasn't done too bad either. His brthday was 2 weeks ago, n He recvd a beautiful 30,000 sqr ft mansion, brand new jet n Mercedes frm his 3 boyfriends...!!! :D:D

magaling talaga siguro to in everything

wahahaha...what a coincidence hihihi

1 night b4 dir wedin d guy went to his gf's haus wyl w8ng 4 his gf at d living room. his gf's hot sister told him "if you like 2 hav sex wd me,i'l b upstairs" he stood up & was shocked. den he nade up his mind & turnd his back 2 go 2 his car parked outsyd. to his surprise, his gf was w8ng outsyd w/ tears saying, "u passed d test, i'm happy 2b ur wife!"


- The moral lesson of the story is : Good thing to keep ur condoms in ur car..
hehehehe

1 night b4 dir wedin d guy went to his gf's haus wyl w8ng 4 his gf at d living room. his gf's hot sister told him "if you like 2 hav sex wd me,i'l b upstairs" he stood up & was shocked. den he nade up his mind & turnd his back 2 go 2 his car parked outsyd. to his surprise, his gf was w8ng outsyd w/ tears saying, "u passed d test, i'm happy 2b ur wife!"


- The moral lesson of the story is : Good thing to keep ur condoms in ur car..
hehehehe

ayay uh!