Jokes Galore

  • 251 replies
  • 28121 views
*

aiko

  • **
  • 1738
    • View Profile
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #180 on: December 28, 2011, 01:52:23 AM »
it's hard to see
people change.....









especially when they
change their clothes
in front of you.. :-D



;)

Oppzz.i dont mind,;D even f they ask me to take fotos ill do it
Patience is not the ability to wait,but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting....:D

*

bby_lai

  • ****
  • 5953
  • love fearlessly......
    • View Profile
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #181 on: December 28, 2011, 03:41:31 AM »
Oppzz.i dont mind,;D even f they ask me to take fotos ill do it


;) ehehe
ayos yun te
Just be yourself,. Life is too short to be someone else

*

felix

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 30615
    • View Profile
    • http://felix.boholano.net
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #182 on: December 28, 2011, 03:44:55 AM »
Oppzz.i dont mind,;D even f they ask me to take fotos ill do it
magpapicture unya ko aiko ha
"Good people are like wind. You cannot see what is inside thier hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity"

http://felix.boholano.net

j

juan

  • *****
  • 14363
  • Fate is the hunter for my holy grail.
    • View Profile
Same Person???
« Reply #183 on: December 28, 2011, 06:09:33 PM »
wala ng panahon sa pagka martyr ang mahalaga may pera ang aking mamahalin para mabuhay kaming dalawa


toughie.. ::) ??? :o 8)

this one's taken last Christmas (2008):

??? ;D :D :) ;)
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

j

juan

  • *****
  • 14363
  • Fate is the hunter for my holy grail.
    • View Profile
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #184 on: January 05, 2012, 08:56:16 PM »
I had my kidney transplant Oct 25, 2005. I should have been discharged a fortnight later. Instead I was discharged 7 wks later – Dec 16, 2005. Not to mention that, about 1 yr later, for the whole month of Sept, I was again confined.
Asked myself, .....

Why am I still alive?
'coz that little fellow down below does not want me yet;
Neither does the Big Fellow up above.
They still want me here on earth to do a lot more mischiefs. Hehehe.
 ;D
Or, perhaps, .....
that little fellow down below wants me sin more;
that Big Fellow up above wants me repent more.
 ;D ;D ;D
Now, I know why my life’s a rollercoaster ride.
'coz sometimes I commit more sins than do repentance. At other times, I do more repentance than commit sins.  ;D ;D ;D
For now, gotta commit more sins to offset my repentance. hehehe.
;D
:) ;)
« Last Edit: January 05, 2012, 09:08:48 PM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

*

Ayon Ho-Ensong

  • 733
  • GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME
    • View Profile
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #185 on: January 05, 2012, 09:54:30 PM »

*

OMG

  • *****
  • Administrator
  • 139996
    • View Profile
    • Mikey Gatal Worldwide
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #186 on: January 06, 2012, 03:38:37 AM »
I couldn't agree with you more, mate. A good one! Doesn't apply to me, though. Me no lyk condom. ;D ;)

hahaha, allergic diay pod ka?

j

juan

  • *****
  • 14363
  • Fate is the hunter for my holy grail.
    • View Profile
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #187 on: January 06, 2012, 06:41:34 PM »
hahaha, allergic diay pod ka?
Not allergic. Just don’t like it ‘coz feels artificial. Besides, go to hosp for chekup at least every quarter. But use rubber if don't trust my partner. :) ;)
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

j

juan

  • *****
  • 14363
  • Fate is the hunter for my holy grail.
    • View Profile
Then and Now
« Reply #188 on: June 25, 2012, 08:48:33 PM »
Then,
"Girls, be careful with boys. They are sometimes naughty. You might end up going to the maternity without a daddy".

Now,
"Boys, be careful with girls. They are sometimes naughty. You might end up paying child support for the next 20 years".
;D ;)
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

*

OMG

  • *****
  • Administrator
  • 139996
    • View Profile
    • Mikey Gatal Worldwide
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #189 on: July 10, 2012, 05:44:00 PM »
anong difference ng copy and fax?