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« Reply #190 on: July 10, 2012, 07:12:33 PM »
COPy as in COP-u-later. :) ;) Fax ? ...... Never mind. Me is to modest to utter such. ;D ;)
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« Reply #191 on: July 11, 2012, 07:28:14 PM »
COPy as in COP-u-later. :) ;) Fax ? ...... Never mind. Me is to modest to utter such. ;D ;)

hahaha gets mo rin kaagad pala

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« Reply #192 on: July 11, 2012, 08:45:19 PM »
Read something like that in a Playboy/Penthouse mag sometime way back when. Hehehe. :) ;)
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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« Reply #193 on: July 19, 2012, 10:34:05 PM »


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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ANG CHARAP NGA NAMAN SA CHUPA! WEHEHEHE!!!
« Reply #194 on: July 20, 2012, 04:46:32 AM »


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
« Last Edit: July 20, 2012, 04:47:06 AM by tart »
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« Reply #195 on: July 21, 2012, 07:25:49 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Taym pa ra gud. Wa ko kasabut ining joke. :-\ Ang tata ba tinuod iyang tata? ??? Na-DNA tested ba? ::)
Ahhhh! Nakasabot na ko. Mao diay si Felix missing in action. ;D :D :) ;)


"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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« Reply #196 on: July 23, 2012, 09:53:08 AM »
Taym pa ra gud. Wa ko kasabut ining joke. :-\ Ang tata ba tinuod iyang tata? ??? Na-DNA tested ba? ::)
Ahhhh! Nakasabot na ko. Mao diay si Felix missing in action. ;D :D :) ;)

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« Reply #197 on: July 24, 2012, 06:51:33 PM »
Possible. Ina  joined cheatingwives.com. Internet-dated with felix. Then, in one of felix’s sojourn ..... you know. Hehehe. Now, Ina broadcasts a BOLO for felix. Child support payments. :) ;)
In this millenium, anything is possible.
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« Last Edit: July 24, 2012, 06:52:28 PM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Boxing Day
« Reply #198 on: December 25, 2012, 01:29:49 PM »
Today, December 26, is Boxing Day here. Just in case you will be asked during the job interview. :) ;)
Boxing Day is traditionally a day following Christmas when wealthy people in the United Kingdom would give a box containing a gift to their servants. Today, Boxing Day is better known as a bank or public holiday that occurs on December 26, or the first or second weekday after Christmas Day, depending on national or regional laws. It is observed in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and some other Commonwealth nations.
So, don't give answers like"That's the day when Aussies will be having fistfight". Possible, though. ;D
« Last Edit: December 25, 2012, 02:36:06 PM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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« Reply #199 on: December 25, 2012, 08:28:40 PM »
yea, its possible