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Jingle bells, jingle bells,
« Reply #220 on: December 07, 2013, 05:38:46 PM »
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Owat fun,
Blat kublan,
Dli dutlag machine gun.
 ;D ;D ;D
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Boxing Day
« Reply #221 on: December 24, 2013, 10:51:40 PM »
Inggit ka lang!  :P ;D
Tapos na ang Christmas oi! :-[  ;) December 26th was Boxing Day.
‘twas pretty quiet for me. Trying to finish reading a book. :) ;)

Boxing Day is traditionally a day following Christmas when wealthy people in the United Kingdom would give a box containing a gift to their servants. Today, Boxing Day is better known as a bank or public holiday that occurs on December 26, or the first or second weekday after Christmas Day, depending on national or regional laws. It is observed in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and some other Commonwealth nations.
Today, Dec 28th, is Holy Innocents Day.
Holy Innocents' Day
n. Ecclesiastical
December 28, observed in commemoration of the slaughter of male infants in Bethlehem during Herod the Great's attempt to kill the infant Jesus.
:) ;)
« Last Edit: December 24, 2013, 10:54:20 PM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #222 on: December 24, 2013, 10:52:26 PM »
aguuyyy ...
kinsa tong mag pa pintal sa ilang balay etc., just inform me, naa koy kaila nga d best.09487352092

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« Reply #223 on: December 25, 2013, 02:46:55 AM »
where's Pacquiao? ???
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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« Reply #224 on: January 31, 2014, 04:50:06 AM »
"You can't help but admire our chief . "And why is that? Because if you don't, you're fired.
Mind Blowing!!

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« Reply #225 on: February 12, 2014, 05:37:34 AM »
"You can't help but admire our chief . "And why is that? Because if you don't, you're fired.

hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahhah!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #226 on: February 26, 2014, 07:39:16 PM »
Son to Mom: Why do you have so many gray hair?

Mom: Well because you'd been naughty and given me much worry.

Son: Oh - you must have been terrible to Grandma.

o diba?hahahah
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« Reply #227 on: February 26, 2014, 08:01:05 PM »
hala no?
kinsa tong mag pa pintal sa ilang balay etc., just inform me, naa koy kaila nga d best.09487352092

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« Reply #228 on: February 27, 2014, 03:15:08 AM »
follow us too at www.boholster.com

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« Reply #229 on: February 27, 2014, 05:11:59 PM »

Meron bang hindi mabaho? ???
Smells like hell but tastes like heaven. ;D ;)

"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.