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Di ko alam anong ico coment ko kaya ikukuwento ko nalang sainyo yung araw na nakapatay ako ng aswang. Malamang ayaw nyo malaman pero ikukuwento ko parin sainyo. Noon sa bukid namin may isang aswang na malupit na nagngangalang Minerva. Walang sino man ang makakapatay sa kanya kasi masyado syang malakas. May lahi din kasi syang mangkukulam kaya pag sinabihan ka nya ng magkakasakit ka, magkakasakit ka talaga, at pag sinabi nyang mamamatay ka, mamamatay ka. Kaya isang araw, habang nagpupushup ako sa bakuran namin, nakita ko ang aswang na nakatuwad sa may palayan malapit sa bahay ng kapitbahay namin, patago ko syang nilapitan at nung nilapitan ko sya habang nagtatago ako, nakita ko syang tumatae. At nung umalis na sya, dali dali kong binunot yung kahoy sa lupa at dinampot ko ang parte ng tae nya at pumuslit ako sa bahay nya para ipahid ang tae sa door knob ng pintuan nya at nag dali daling tumago at nag tiyagang maghintay para buksan nya ang pinto. Nang hinawakan nya ang door knob napasigaw sya ng "p&^%$# INA BAT MAY TAE SA DOOR KNOB KO LINTE MAMATAY ANG MAY ARI NG TAE NATO!!" Ayun napatay ko ang aswang. The end.


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LET'S TALK LOVE / Bromance caught by Mom
« on: May 23, 2024, 01:24:13 AM »
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a guy roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how fine and good looking his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and
his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, her son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,“Baby ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate my mom gave us for Christmas with our names on it. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"He said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure." He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
your son.

Several days later, he received an email from
his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and, I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with him.
But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his OWN bed, he
would have found the silver plate by now, under his pillow…

Love,
Mom.
(That's cold)



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yes, indeed! And i commend ms bulacan's gt... pinabongga talaga nila si chelsea sa final night.. nag-isip talaga sila ng bago.. ng bagong  pasabog...example lang ha, yung sa swimsuit..nag-slow mo pa sya before sya rumampa nang tuloy-tuloy which for me is a very good and wise technique..bongga! very attention catching.. that is why,  people at MOA were pleased, chanting,  palakplakan and  cheered for her. Lalo na sa kanyang evening gown. Wow talaga. It's far different from gowns that almost every candidate is wearing. Pare-pareho na lang mga styles ng giwns nila... but kay Mis Bulacan? Amazing talaga. It's so fabulous! Classy! Unique! Looks so expensive and elegant.




Bet ko si Alexie.. sayang nga lang, kasi yun at yun pa dn ang kanyang movements... walang new movements na nakakamangha. Kompyansa kasi team ni alexie na sya na talaga dahil nag-excel sya sa Q&A .. naging complacent ang team ni Alexie.. PEOPLE'SQUEEN KAYA...kaya wala silang binago sa movements at walang ipinakitang bago na eye- catching. Yun pa rin. Ganun pa rin.

Ang MUP kasi ay hindi lang labanan kung sino ang magaling sa Q&A but labanan ito ng beauty, sophistication, fashion, glamour...
dapat pinabongga nila si Alexie masyado sa evening gown para naman sana di makita ng judges ang kanyang masculine figure sa likod especially maigsi buhok nya walang makatakip sa kanyang malapad na chiseled back.




 But since tapos na ang labanan sa MUP24, support na lang tayo kay MISS BULACAN dahil sya ang mag represent ng ating bansa sa mexico.

AND TO ALXiE..CONGRATS MY DEAR. you're an athlete and so you know that in every competition there is only 1 winner.  BUT YOU DID YOUR BEST DARLING.

AND TO  OUR MISS UNIVERSE PHILIPPINES 2024!  CONGRATULATIONS!
Long way to go. God bless you.




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TRAVEL PHILIPPINES / Re: I love Davao City
« on: May 21, 2024, 12:56:43 AM »
Tara ba bro


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PRAYERS ARE POWERFUL / Re: Lord, I do not want to lose hope
« on: May 18, 2024, 05:05:05 PM »
Hello po Father and always grateful for the blessings


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MEET AND GREET / Re: May Gray 2024
« on: May 18, 2024, 05:03:34 PM »
Hello guys It’s Super Saturday


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Hello Venus Raj


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