Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages

  • 358 replies
  • 309685 views
*

erika

  • ***
  • 3494
    • View Profile
Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #310 on: May 15, 2017, 02:39:04 AM »
OMG fashion lover

*

tart

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 17191
  • a one man-woman...
    • View Profile
    • www.boholster.com
Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #311 on: May 19, 2017, 02:07:00 AM »



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
follow us too at www.boholster.com

"it's good to be hated of who you are than to be loved of who you are not...."


*

tart

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 17191
  • a one man-woman...
    • View Profile
    • www.boholster.com
Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #312 on: May 20, 2017, 08:08:55 PM »



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
follow us too at www.boholster.com

"it's good to be hated of who you are than to be loved of who you are not...."


*

erika

  • ***
  • 3494
    • View Profile
Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #313 on: May 21, 2017, 06:48:20 AM »
OMG fashion lover

*

tart

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 17191
  • a one man-woman...
    • View Profile
    • www.boholster.com
Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #314 on: May 25, 2017, 03:04:54 AM »
PANLILIGAW JOKE

Nagkasabay ang AIR FORCE, NAVY, PULIS, MARINES, at SCOUT RANGER sa bahay ng nililigawan nilang dalaga at habang inaantay nila ang dalaga nakausap nila ang nanay ng dalaga:

AIR FORCE: Sagutin lang ako ng anak nyo nay ililipad ko sya sa ulap.

NAVY: Sagutin lang ako ng anak nyo nay ipapasyal ko sya sa lahat ng karagatan ng bansa natin.

PULIS: Pag ako sinagot ng anak nyo nay masisiguro ko na magiging masagana ang buhay nya.

MARINES: Matatapang kaming mga Marines nay masisiguro ko ang kaligtasan ng anak nyo kasi kami ang First to fight, last to leave!

SCOUT RANGER: Syanga pala nay saan po pala ang anak nyo?

NANAY: Hay naku! Mga ginoo naunahan na kayo, tinanan na kagabi ng SEKYU sa kanto! Gusto kasi ng anak ko dun sa taong secure sya.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
follow us too at www.boholster.com

"it's good to be hated of who you are than to be loved of who you are not...."


*

erika

  • ***
  • 3494
    • View Profile
Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #315 on: May 25, 2017, 08:57:56 PM »
Teacher: ok class, only Juan got 99/100...
Juan: oha! Ano kau ngaun?! Mamundok nlang kau!
Magtanim nlang kau ng kamote mga bobo!
Mga walang pnag aralan, mga ubod ng tanga!
Bkit hndi p kau mgpakamatay?!

Teacher: the rest got 100..
.basag. .wahaha.
OMG fashion lover

*

tart

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 17191
  • a one man-woman...
    • View Profile
    • www.boholster.com
Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #316 on: May 28, 2017, 04:01:33 AM »



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
follow us too at www.boholster.com

"it's good to be hated of who you are than to be loved of who you are not...."


*

erika

  • ***
  • 3494
    • View Profile
Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #317 on: May 29, 2017, 12:24:17 AM »
Boy: alam ko may no. 2 ka! aminim mo na!
 Girl: wala akong no. 2! maniwala ka!
Boy: wag ka ng magdeny! nakita ko eh!
Girl: ang kulit! wala nga sabi eh!
(eksena ng dalawang estudyanteng nagkokopyahan)
OMG fashion lover

*

wardiflex

  • *****
  • 18250
  • OMG Fanaticz
    • View Profile
Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #318 on: May 29, 2017, 01:03:03 AM »
hahahah
kinsa tong mag pa pintal sa ilang balay etc., just inform me, naa koy kaila nga d best.09487352092

*

tart

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 17191
  • a one man-woman...
    • View Profile
    • www.boholster.com
Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #319 on: May 29, 2017, 05:55:26 PM »



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
follow us too at www.boholster.com

"it's good to be hated of who you are than to be loved of who you are not...."