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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #250 on: April 05, 2019, 09:16:14 pm »
A plane was about to crash in Tacloban; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am VP Leny Robredo, the chosen one. The Philippines needs me, I can't afford to die." So she took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Macalental, said, "I am the lawyer of VP, so don't want me to die." He took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, Chel Diokno, said, "I'm agains the death penalty, a lot of people depend on me." So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped. The fourth passenger, Mayor Duterte, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old Boy, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The Boy said, "That's okay, Mayor. There's a parachute left for you. VP Leny Robredo grabbed my SCHOOL BAG."

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